We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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