let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just cropdusted the office
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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