why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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