Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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