My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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