used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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