i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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