kristin has been a bad kristin
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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