One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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