It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I am available for nakedness
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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