As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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