Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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