The maid of honor just puked.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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