I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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