honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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