as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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