my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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