Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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