What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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