I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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You're like the curious george of whores
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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