Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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