if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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