She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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