I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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