Plan B is the new Plan A
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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