billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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