O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize