haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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