My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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