We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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