well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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