JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Boobs speak an international language.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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