What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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