maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
The air taste purple.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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