Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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