Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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