Don't you send me to vm
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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