drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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