My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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