Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize