that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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