I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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