I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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