What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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