hell yes lets make some ravioli
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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