just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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