My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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