i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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