they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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