ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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